i wish i had an extremely attractive guy friend that every single girl liked and he secretly had a crush on me and i secretly had a crush on him and then we get in argument and he kisses me and then we get married and have children. 

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wurnbo:

why cant all food be 0 calories 

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batfricans:

is there anything worse than hearing your own recorded voice i think no

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herspanic:

I would betray all of you in the Hunger Games 

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